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Because I’m an idiot with more £$£$£ than sense…And besides I BELIEVE in ART….And so here I am

Because this project is clearly better and more voluminous than Van Gogh and Cezannes back catalogue combined…And I want to say I WAS THERE!!! when it all started…When everyone else was still slumming it at the Saatchi Galleries….I WAS COUGHING UP MY $£$£$£ here…

Because the kid needs £$£$£$£ for University and instead I waste it on shit like this…So why not waste your £$£$£ on paying me to make shit like this?!?! And then everyone is HAPPY!!!